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[x] you are just now learning that “For Whom The Bell Tolls” is also the title of a book.
[ ] Dimebag Darrell changed your life.
[x] you think Reign In Blood should win Album of the Year every year.
[x] Cannibal Corpse lyrics make you laugh.
[ ] you donated to Chuck Schuldiner’s medical fund.
[x] you can hum “Master Of Puppets” in time.
[x] you learned German through Rammstein.
[x] you know what “SDMF” means.
[x] you actually want it to rain blood.
[x] you want to fucking kill anyone who’s been on American Idol.
[ ] you do a shot of Black Tooth Grin every August 20th.
[ ] you remember Quorthon.
[x] you are wearing corpsepaint.
[x] you have Dani claws.
[x] you’ve ever let freedom ring with a shotgun blast.
[x] your child’s nursery rhymes consist(ed) mainly of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Testament.
[x] you have battle scars from concerts.
[ ] you ever asked yourself, “What would Ozzy do?” and got really fucked up and bit something’s head off.
[x] you know Randy Rhoads kicks the shit out of Beethoven.
[ ] you don’t know who Beethoven is.
[x] you believe Dark Funeral and Deicide (if not Fall Out Bitch and Limp Dickspit) are played 24/7 in Hell.
[ ] you believe Zakk Wylde is Chuck Norris with a guitar.
[ ] you’ve injured yourself headbanging.
[ ] you belong to Der Slaytanic Wehrmacht.
[ ] you’re still covered in some strange fluid from a Gwar show.
[x] you say “Fuck you! You’re not metal!” to Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi, and the rest of their bloody lot.
[x] you live your life grim and frostbitten.
[ ] you’re one of the 143 who bought Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing when it first came out.
[x] you’re a phobophile.
[ ] you’ve supported the Lad by buying a fucking T-shirt.
[ ] you’ve been to Blashyrkh.
[ ]you’ve ever masturbated to an Akercocke album cover.
[ ] you’ve desperately tried to get Wayne Static hair.
[ ] you watch Metalocalypse.
[ ] you attended Lord Wurm’s ESL class.
[x] Rob Halford could fuck dogs and he would still kick ass.